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DISCLAIMER: This site is mostly tongue-in-cheek. Please, people,
none of this is meant seriously...
April 9, 2006
Hansel's birthday is in a few days! Yay Hansel! Anyhow, I fixed up the links page and I am thinking
about writing some articles to go on here. I feel that the site is sort of empty right now. I'll write a manifesto or something.
I don't know something'll show up soon, though, I promise!!!
Liebe,
Vera
XOXO
March 6, 2006
Vera is just updating the site so everyone can see that she still loves you all. Hansel is being
a lazy bastard and actually working (I know that doesn't make ANY sense, but whatever), so he hasn't had much time to be on
here. He's also been sick and doing schoolwork. I got a random comment from a person yesterday which made me happy.
It's on the Speak No Evil page now. I decided that I would update the site here and there, considering the video codes aren't working anymore.
I'll get Hansel on here in the next few days, I promise!
Liebe,
Vera
XOXO
PS: If you want a reply to your comment, I have an email account set up to reply to them. Just
leave your email address with your comment and I'll be sure to reply!
September 3, 2005
Hanselfritz and I added some more pages which I am sure you've seen... If not, go check them
out, you lazy cur ;) There are some more linkey things, so please put them on your websites so we can get really famous. Hansel
wants to start a newsletter so if you want to be on the newsletter list, just tell us on the comment page (Scream at us)
I was just reading some really stupid George Bush quotes and it said that he waved at Stevie
Wonder... Man, that's just DUMB. You could almost make that into a Yo Momma joke-- "Yo momma so dumb she waved to Stevie Wonder".
That's pretty good :P
Liebe,
Webmistress Vera
August 13,2005
Wow, we had 26 views yesterday. That's really great. :) Hanselfritz is beside me, being an anal-retentive
prick. But I love him :P (Okay, he's not being a prick, just anal-retentive.) We'd like some feedback though. Please send
us a message using the form on one of our other pages.
This is what Hansel is currently saying:
MINDFREAK!!! It sounded like they were saying mindfreak. AHHH!!! *snort* Ahh. This again. hmmm.
AHHH! Hahaha why did you hit me? It was to get my to talk so you could type out what I'm saying. Prick. Now who's the prick?
You had to get the little unhh I did. (unhhh) Hahaha. Un-fucking-believeable. Do you know which page it is? You shouldn't
just say it's on one of our pages if you don't know what page it is. You should say which page it is and link it. Are you
going to? Fuck, if you don't, I will. WELL FIND OUT! And I'm not taking this website thing too seriously, I just want it to
be perfect. Oh yeah, so you're not putting the good stuff I say in. Mmm, Challenger. I think it's on Scream at Us. Hey, you
didn't put the stuff I was saying about the shotgun shell. What's with that, eh? They make a really cool clingy sound. We
should put "Jo Momma" jokes on this site.
Oh, and by the way, here's the motherfucking link to appease Hansel. Scream at us
June 30, 2005
This is what it's like to be inside our office. Heh. THis is Vera typing everything Hansel is
saying to me:
VIN CAN SUCK MY COCK!!! Hahaha, yeah. Ussh. YOu know what I hate? Vin. sniffle. ahhh. hmmph. heh. VIN
LIKES LONG WALKS IN THE PARK . ha! heh heh. he also likes penis and chocolate starfish. I wonder if you put chocolate starfish
on here if anyone will get that. i'm gonna put that for favorite food and see if anyone gets that. Now you're wasting time.
heh. hehehe. hahaha. haha. hahaha.... hahha. hahahahahahaha. hahaha. hhaha. hahaha. hahahaha. ohhahaha. you bitch. now aLL
THAT we're missing is a jo momma joke. haha. yeah, you momma likes pizza so much that she ORDERs it, and there's always pizza
in the house because she likes it so much, JJJEAAAA!!!! Do you think anyone else will get that. Hahahaha. FUck. Hahha. Fuck,
Hahaha. YOu fucking retard. I dare you to put that on. Put that on hanselfritz. *lick* It rubs the lotion on it's skin or
else it gets the hose again. Are you going to type EVERYTHING I say? 'cause if you are... Aww.. you're going to be over here
tomorrow? Fuck! I might as well shoot myself now. Ahh! My nipple's gonna get cut off by the fan!!! Eheheheheh. I'm surprised
you're not putting my laughing. That's the wrong laughing, it's the eheheheheh. Heh. *snort**snort**snort* hahahah. THAT's
a snort. Augh... Fuck! You fucking fuck18. Fuck!
This is how demented he is, and why you don't want to meet
us in person. O.o
Liebe,
Vera XOXOX
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