A.k.a: REB

 

Hanselfritz is the webmaster, and the brains behind the operation (no pun intended on the title of this link...). Some of Hanselfritz's favorite activities include: "making things", collecting WW2 paraphenalia and playing =DOOM=. He enjoys: throwing balls at nerds (e.g. Vera), and complaining about how bowling is a big waste of time.

 

Quotes:

 

(singing) "When I think about you I cut myself!"

 

"Heh heh... Bennet..."

 

Favorite quote:

"They misunderestimated me."—Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

"It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature."—Los Angeles, Feb. 23, 2000

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"—Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

"I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me." —April 14, 2005

Taken from: http://supak.com/bush.htm

**These quotes speak for themselves, they are all directly from George W. Bush's mouth**

 

A.k.a: VoDkA

 

Vera is the sane half of this operation... well, partially sane. Some of Vera's favorite activities include: annoying the hell out of Hanselfritz, listening to music, and webmistressing this site. She enjoys: industrial rock, metal (only the good bands), =DOOM=, Duke Nukem, cooking and tracing chalk outlines of Hanselfritz and herself in public places (details on how to make it realistic in Useful Everyday Shit)

 

Quotes: "You're a real fucktard, aren't you?"